Subject: i can ' t stand it ! ! ! ! ! ! !

dear internet user : dear internet user : sound familiar ? you = 92re relaxing in front of your tv , enjoying your f = avorite program when all of a sudden it cuts to a screaming voice and = booming music of some commercial that makes your hair stand on end ! y = ou scramble for the remote to lower the volume . then your program returns = and you can barely hear them talking , so you grab = the remote and re-adjust the volume once again . annoying isn = 92t it ? how about when you = 92re changing channels from station to station . = some programs are loud , some you can hardly hear at all . you = 92re consta = ntly adjusting the volume = 96 up , down , up , down , up , down ! automatic television sound regulator &trade = ; - manufactured by sony tm wouldn = 92t it be great if your volume always stayed exactly whe = re you want it ? have we got good news for you ! the automati = c television sound regulator &trade ; ( " tvsr " ) has solved the problem . new technology breakthrough = 96 = the tvsr is a patented computerized device that fits in the palm of your = hand . easy to install . simply plug the tvsr into the jacks on the back of your tv set = and attach it to your vcr , satellite dish , cable box , or surround sound s = ystem , any combination , or all four simultaneously . simple to set = 96 once installed = , just hit the volume button on your remote control to the level that = 92s = right for you . that = 92s it ! the tvsr takes over from there . even while c = hannel surfing , when program sound levels can vary from channel to channe = l , the tvsr automatically and instantly raises or lowers audio levels to = your preset level . it is so sophisticated ; it knows the difference betwee = n a whisper and a shout , so it won = 92t interfere with dramatic moments in = your program ! you will never have to adjust your tv volum = e ever again ! even when you turn your tv set off , the tvsr is = so smart it remembers your previous setting , so when you turn your tv bac = k on , the volume remains exactly where you put it . of course , if you eve = r want to change your setting , just hit the volume button ( up or down ) on = your remote and the tvsr will instantaneously adjust to your new setting = . there = 92s nothing to lose = 96 th = e tvsr comes with one - year manufacturer = 92s warranty . try the tvsr for 60 days , risk free ! if you ar = e not completely satisfied , simply return it ( = " no questions asked " ) for a full refund of your purchase price = - to order click here&gt ; http : / / www . tvsr . com . we own the technology the tvsr is the only patented device of its kind worldwide = that can be added to your existing television set and auxiliary equipment = , i . e . , vcr , satellite dish , cable , surround sound , etc . manufacturers li = ke rca tm = , sony tm , zenith tm , sharp tm , and panasonic tm , just to name a few , are cu = rrently utilizing our patented technology , why spend $ 600 to $ 1 , 000 for a = new television set that incorporates our technology internally , when for = a fraction of the cost you can own the tvsr . promotional offer ( sorry , currently the tvsr is available for united states and canada r = esidents only ) order the tvsr for only $ 59 . 80 plus s&amp ; h . limited time offer ! ! ! order the tvsr withi = n the next 48 hours and get the tvs = r for $ 44 . 85 plus s&amp ; h , = that = 92s a 25 % saving ! order two or more units and receive the tvsr for = only $ 39 . 95 each plus s&a = mp ; h , plus we will give you an extra year of warranty service free on eac = h tvsr ordered ! that = 92s an additional $ 6 . 00 value per unit . once y = ou experience the tvsr you = 92ll never want to watch tv without it ! ! ! remember : there is absolutely nothing to lose = 96 60 da = y unconditional money back guarantee . click here &gt ; http : / / www . tvsr . com = to or = der the tvsr via our secure on-line shopping web site . &nbsp ; important points : for those of you with dmx systems or a multip = le cd player , the tvsr ( via the audio input / output jacks ) also works great ! we own the worldwide patent rights , that = 92s why we can of = fer you such a reasonable price . the tvsr is not available in stores . we = 92ve developed the technology ; sony &trade ; provided the manufactu = ring . thousands and thousands of tvsrs have been sold to satisfied customer = s , nationwide . sales of tvsrs are increasing dramatically everyday . we have only a limited inventory of our tvsrs available at this = promotional price . please o = rder today ! ! ! to order : visit our secure on li = ne shopping web site at click here&gt ; http = : / / www . tvsr . com or you may order by calling us at 1-800 - 235-2154 or t = o place your order by fax or mail , please print out the form at the end o = f this letter . ( all major credit cards are accepted ) . what do people have to say about their tvsr = . . . . steven taylor , private investigator , farmington , ny &quot ; upon inspection , i was surprised to find that my tv does indeed = have video in and l / r audio in . when connected as per your manual ( betwe = en the cable box and the tv ) , the tvsr works as advertised = 96 and very n = icely so ! what a great device ! &quot ; dr . frank pisano , clearwater , fl &quot ; my television sound regulator works beautiful ! prompt service = 96 = great pr . your company stands behind its product . &quot ; carl lattimer , passaic , nj &quot ; i first read about the tvsr in technology update . being a prod = uct design engineer , at first i doubted that the information presented in = the article was technically accurate . being originally form missouri , t = he show me state , i had to see for myself . i ordered one . it was easy t = o connect . believe me , you don = 92t have to have a ph . d . in engineering t = o install it ! i do a lot of channel surfing so i was the perfect person = to test it . well , i was very , very surprised at the results . when you s = ay that the &quot ; tvsr instantly increases or decreases the sound output = to a preset level&quot ; , you are not kidding . even with sophisticated ti = ming equipment , the interval with which the sound level is adjusted is so = short that the human ear can = 92t even register it ! i still can = 92t defi = ne how the tvsr functions . but who cares , as long as it works ! the negative thing about the tvsr is that i didn = 92t invent it ! &quot ; = kathy kurtis , pasadena , ca &quot ; i just had to write to you about our newest second favorite arr = ival . our first is our brand new son , kevin . he is going to be six week = s old soon . our second newest favorite is the tv sound regulator . you s = ee , kevin , like all newborns is very sensitive to noise , especially at ni = ght when it = 92s so quiet you can hear a pin drop . before we got the tv s = ound regulator i couldn = 92t watch television while i nursed him . he woul = d just have fallen asleep when one of those loud commercials would wake h = im up . then it would take forever before he fell asleep again , i would b = e sitting there rocking him to sleep . although i love my son , i was left = with nothing to do . but now , with the tv sound regulator , i can turn th = e volume so it is soft enough to lull him to sleep , and i can catch up on = watching my favorite programs too ! the vcr even records the programs wi = thout that awful volume jump each time a commercial plays ! &quot ; &quot ; ps& # 9 ; i also wanted to thank your technical support department , = when i had a question about connecting it , they were so nice and friendl = y . they walked me through the entire installation process in only a few = minutes . " &quot ; lisa russo , monroe , ct &quot ; i thought i = 92d write you this short letter to let you know jus = t how pleased we are with the automatic tv sound regulator . my husband a = nd i have a three-year - old boy . believe me he is extremely active and en = ergetic . in the evening , after we have put our son to sleep , we now can = truly relax in front of our tv . in the past , before we purchased your pr = oduct , it used to be extremely annoying watching television . the commerc = ials would come on so loud that we could hardly hear ourselves think . we = would always have to turn the television down during the commercials and = up again when our show came on . your product really works ! &quot ; robert pelikan , phoenix , az &quot ; excellent product ! i customarily do not take the time to write = a letter such as this . it took me less than ten minutes to install the = tv sound regulator ( i have a tv , vcr , and satellite dish ) . this thing ac = tually works ! amazing ! also , thank you for replacing the damaged unit s = o quickly . your customer service is great ! harold j . c . ferrer , ph . d . , glendale , ca &quot ; i am a very busy psychologist . my days , often twelve-hour days = , are spent listening to emotion filled voices . because of the specializ = ed work i do , the majority of my patients are emotionally and psychologic = ally overwhelmed . their lives are out of control . they often have lost = their jobs , homes , and marriages . they are inundated by life shattering = stress . needless to say , by the end of my day , i need to relax . i need = peace and quiet . i usually channel surf for a while , until i settle in t = o watching cnn . but , until i bought a tvsr , i found myself scrambling fo = r the remote control each time a commercial was about to come on . when i = couldn = 92t reach it in time the increased commercial volume literally ma = de me jump . this is not the way to relax ! the worse stress , and stress = is always there , is the stress that we cannot control . but , with the tvs = r , i can just set the volume control to the level i want . i now know tha = t whenever an advertiser has decided that sh ! ! ! ! ! outing is the only way to get my attention , i can rest assured that i will literally have the upper hand . = i no longer feel that i am at the mercy of those blaring commercials . = at least i can now control my television ! thanks tvsr . &quot ; dave defer , bedford , oh &quot ; i just wanted to pass on this comment : the television sound re = gulator is a great device for the hearing impaired . &quot ; to review : &nbsp ; the tvsr increases and decreases television sound levels instantaneou = sly to your pre-set level , avoiding increases and decreases in sound leve = ls during commercials , program viewing , and while changing channels . the tvsr is easy to install , even for the electronically challenged . = anyone can install it in minutes . the tvsr is a computerized unit that automatically controls the sound = level of the tv set and any one , combination , or all auxiliary equipment = ( tv , vcr , cable , or satellite remote ) , that = 92s it , the tvsr takes over = from there . the tvsr is so sophisticated it understands the difference between a = whisper and a shout and automatically adjusts itself accordingly . the tvsr fits in the palm of your hand . the tvsr works great with multiple disc players , as well as dmx syste = ms . the tvsr is constructed of quality components and should last a lifet = ime , if the unit ( or ac adapter / cables included with the unit ) fails to p = erform during the first year ( during this promoti = onal offer , the warranty service period increases to tow years with the p = urchase of two or more units ) from the date of purchase it will be = replaced or repaired free of charge . we are pleased to be offering the tvsr at this reduced price . thanks = for your time and have a great day ! sincerely yours , &nbsp ; nelson crespo executive vice president international control systems , llc &nbsp ; all major credit cards accepted ! order your tvsr today ! visit our web site at = 96 click here&gt ; http : / / www . tvsr . com and order via our secure on-line shopping site . ( currently , the = tvsr is only available to united states and canadian residents . ) to order by : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; phone - 1-800 - 235-2154 & # 9 ; & # 9 ; important note - mention promotion code - tvsr2848 & # 9 ; & # 9 ; fax or mail - please print out the order form at the bottom = of this email and & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; complete all necessary blanks . & # 9 ; & # 9 ; ( credit cards only ) & # 9 ; & # 9 ; fax to : 1-800 - 498-9203 & # 9 ; & # 9 ; ( by check ) & # 9 ; & # 9 ; mail to : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; tv sound regulator & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; po box 2894 & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; maple plain , mn 55592-2894 note : to receive this promotional price , your order ( if by mail ) m = ust be postmarked within 48 hours of the date that you received this = email . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - = - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ( for united states and canadian residents only ) order form regular price $ 59 . 80 each , plus s&amp ; h promotional price ( if ordered within 48 hours of this limited promotio = nal offer ) $ 44 . 85 plus s&a = mp ; h . buy two or more tvsrs within this promotional period and your p = rice is $ 39 . 95 each , plus = s&amp ; h , plus you will receive an extra year of warranty service on each = tvsr purchased free ! that = 92s an extra $ 6 . 00 value per unit ! remember , there = 92s nothing to lose , 60 day money back g = uarantee . personal information : name ( first &amp ; last ) : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . billing address : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . street : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . city : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; state : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; zip : & # = 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . country : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . mailing address ( if different ) : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . street : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . city : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; state : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; zip : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . country : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . phone : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; fax : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; email : & = # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . credit card information : & # 9 ; visa& # 9 ; & # 9 ; mastercard& # 9 ; & # 9 ; discover& # = 9 ; & # 9 ; amex name on card : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . number : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; exp . date : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . & # 9 ; & # 9 ; quantity desired : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . & # 9 ; & # 9 ; pre - shipping total : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . & # 9 ; & # 9 ; shipping and handling for one unit - $ 6 . 95 & # 9 ; & # 9 ; shipping and handling for two or more units - $ 5 . 95 & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; grand total : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; . signature : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; date ordered : & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & # 9 ; & = # 9 ; . &nbsp ;
